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Today i worked at my day job. It's at an international grocery store that is known for it's prices. it's large prices. i cut fruit. Today i cut many watermelons into bite sized peaces.
first you cut their noses off then you cut their butts off. after that you slice their skin off. then you are left with a naked watermelon. slice into steaks. good for grilling. seriously. cut the steaks in to cubes, and place into plastic containers and sell.
i was soaking wet with watermelon juice. they don't call 'em 'water'melons for nothing. except they should call them watersugermelons because then i ended up all sticky as it dried on me.
i did the math. i make $0.05/min for this job. i could make $0.75/min or more getting all hot and horny and orgasming. Well, honestly, no matter what i get it will be less per min, because there is a lot of work, besides taking calls. like keeping a blog up. or learning how to use twitter or learning to write HTML codes. Also figuring out how to get two 15min calls so i can be included on NightFlirt's website. that's right. they won't put my listing with the other listings unless i have had two calls all ready. so TOMORROW $0.50/min PHONE SEX
that's 7.50 for 15 min. (don't think for an instant i get that whole 7.50)
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